I hate it when one thing sits on top of another thing. I'll do my damnedest to knock anything atop a table, DVD player, mantel or whatever the fuck off. I also enjoy carrying off and hiding any small, vital-looking piece of plastic.
Another thing I can't stand is people talking about me when I'm right there in the room. Jesus, why would you talk about how fat someone's getting
when they're sitting right there?! Sure, I don't speak english so well, but is that any reason to be insulting or cruel? And Iams makes a tasty product, I can't help packing on a couple extra ell bees. Jerks. They're all jealous cuz I can lick my crotch whenever I want and they can't.
This afternoon I took a nap in a serving plate.
2 comments:
you should write something about how you love to drink out of my toilet, stand on my shoulders, and try to lick peoples ears.
You're just bitter because deep down you know your girlfriend's in love with me, punk
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